Plot twist: his mom is the youth sweetheart of Putin from his vacations in East Germany, the break up is what turned him into a violent autocrat, her return could heal his little broken heart and make him the tsar of love and harmony.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Space opera material

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

without the space

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

or opera

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

If that showed up on Netflix I'd watch it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And then we sneak up and kill him. Right?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Nah, he manages to solve all world conflicts by funneling his stolen billions into massive communication campaigns promoting empathy, which triggers pacific transitions to peacefull democracies in all authoritarian countries.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I want that timeline. Can we please have that timeline?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I'm afraid it's DLC only content, and requires a lot of macro-transactions