Plot twist: his mom is the youth sweetheart of Putin from his vacations in East Germany, the break up is what turned him into a violent autocrat, her return could heal his little broken heart and make him the tsar of love and harmony.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Space opera material

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

without the space

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

or opera

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

If that showed up on Netflix I'd watch it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

The real scoop!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And then we sneak up and kill him. Right?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Nah, he manages to solve all world conflicts by funneling his stolen billions into massive communication campaigns promoting empathy, which triggers pacific transitions to peacefull democracies in all authoritarian countries.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I want that timeline. Can we please have that timeline?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago

I'm afraid it's DLC only content, and requires a lot of macro-transactions