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"No we're out right now."

"AHHHH BUT YOUR WEBSITE SAYS YOU DO HAVE IT! Hahaha I have owned you, you tricky LIAR!"

"The online inventory is frequently off."

"NOOOOOOOO!"

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

working in retail has calcified my position that no person should be allowed to enter any store for any reason

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Every customer interaction with a store is the Money Python and the Holy Grail bit with the French soldiers insulting the English knights scene...

Edit: I should spell Monty correctly, but its too late now, I'm committed.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Four Candles might be closer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

NGL, money pythons sound pretty scary.