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43 monkeys escape South Carolina research facility; police warn residents to secure doors and windows (www.cbsnews.com)

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Isn't this how planet of the apes started. I would say humans had a good run but honestly we really didn't. I welcome being replaced by apes. Hopefully they do a better job than we did.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

I dunno, man. None of these monkeys are Andy Serkis.