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DNC Announces Plans to Learn Nothing from This (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Yep, every time Dems can't get enough votes from the left to win, because they aren't "left/pure enough" for them, what they learn is to shift to the right to find votes.

Whereas since voters on the right will always vote for the one with the R by their name even if they don't think the candidate is "right enough", their party learns that it doesn't have to move to the left to find enough votes and stays to the right or moves even further to the right.