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DNC Announces Plans to Learn Nothing from This (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 hours ago

It’s going to be really fun to see them dust off the same exact playbook next time around, I already have two copies of it, I use one to even out the table in my kitchen, and the other I use the pages to pick up my dogs shit in the yard.”

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