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[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (11 children)

Cthulhu is the CEO of, and the entire board of an international company that was originally started by selling second hand pencils, and is now in control of 2/3 of the worlds food supply, ceiling fans, caste iron cookware, navel ship contracts, fire alarm and led light bulb multinational alliances, crawfish bait stores, mesh trucker hats, smart TVs...

It's far above anything as simple as one countries president.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

While the "caste iron cookware" sounds fascinating, I'm mostly interested in these "navel ships"

Please don't edit your comment, the mental images I'm getting from it are fantastic

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I’m mostly interested in these “navel ships”

You ever heard of "belly-button shots"? Well a navel ship is what you get if you float a tiny boat on one.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Tiny? Do you have any idea how large the Great Old One's navel is? You can float a destroyer in it...

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