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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Hilarious post all around. The replies are extremely butthurt.

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[-] [email protected] 43 points 7 months ago

"Think of this election like a bus ride. You’ve got three busses: one takes you half way home, but you need to walk the rest of the way in the rain. The second takes you 75 miles in the wrong direction. The third never actually leaves the station. Which bus are you taking?

If you wanna argue that walking halfway home in the rain sucks, instead of acknowledging that the other two options are significantly worse then you’re the fucking problem. Shut the fuck up and get on the bus."

[-] [email protected] 50 points 7 months ago

You’ve got three busses: one takes you half way home

I wish the democrats were even that useful. The analogy is broken immediately.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago

"Fuck you I'll do what they tell me."

[-] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago

They forgot that every bus is running over children as they go

[-] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago

At this point it's one bus will take you 75 miles in the wrong direction and the other bus will take you 75 miles in the wrong direction but the driver will drive more slowly and spend the entire time telling the passengers to stop complaining, the bus is too headed in the right direction and you're just too stupid to see it.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

Right before an election? Nows not the time to talk like this unless you want another four years from hell.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

If only someone had had the foresight to anticipate Beetlejuice's run for the presidency sadness. Maybe if we vote hard this time, next time the Republicans will choose someone whom we can discuss without manifesting anything!

[-] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago

nerd erm actually in the scenario where the train doesn't leave the station, it's never specified that it starts raining. me personally, I would rather walk the full distance without rain than half the distance with rain

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Let's try something a little better. You're judging a chili cookoff, but both chilis are committing genocide. One chili will give you the shits for two weeks, the other will be fine but still kill children.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago

If I was on an actual bus with the cheyney family I'd do something illegal-to-say

[-] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

You’ve got three busses: one takes you half way home, but you need to walk the rest of the way in the rain. The second takes you 75 miles in the wrong direction. The third never actually leaves the station. Which bus are you taking?

This isn't far off the puzzle of my commute, and it turned out the answer to that was bike.

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