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submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)

im planning to get a sailboat when ww3 starts hmu we will defect to china together lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

i will help paddle when there's no wind!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

I would fucking swim to China naked in shark-infested waters if I have to.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Ill take the help but only if you never live up to your name.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

you might regret that if we run into jellyfish

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

i will not!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Same. Can I get on board?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

hell yeah we gonna be packed in like sardines on our way to ask Xi to save us.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

I think I'll bring a second boat for my family and friends, we can hitch our sardine container capsules together.