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Going to laugh my tits off if the Puerto Rican vote sinks Trump's campaign and they kill that dumbass comedian. (hexbear.net)

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It'd be his first good punchline.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Honestly we should get the best Lathe of Heaven users on Hexbear to think of the funniest way the timeline goes from here. Dalmau wins, Trump wins, Dalmau pisses Trump off somehow, Trump sells Puerto Rico to China, then China puts missiles in Puerto Rico and we have a repeat of the Cuban missile crisis?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

posadas and then PR nukes Washington

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

I'll break into the base and press the button myself if that's what it takes.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 hours ago

Could you please stand a little closer to the lathe for a little while longer? I want the coolest possible outcome.