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I hate scrum

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Fuck Toyota

How have we taken the most autistic job and tacked a stupid, worthless, autistic unfriendly process on to it? (the answer of course is capitalism)

I want to quit but I can't get another job and even if I could it would just be more of this shit.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Death to America and kill every american and start with the veterans, then the troops, then the cops, then you, then the politicians and if there's still any americans around we might have a group huddle and talk about it.
"Optics" is a goof and you've been cooked to believe in something pointless. Democrats are being called commies no matter what, the green new deal made them cry about NWO and adrenochrome, optics is a ghast
If your gut reaction to seeing something you dislike is to do tone policing about how it might mwake widdle wepwuwikwans sad then you are no friend of mine and I am fairly sure you are no friend of @[email protected] either. If you give a shit about any of this, then go waste everyones time in a place that matters at least.

You were the type who would try to change the chant at demonstrations. You ratted on people who tagged cameras. Death to america and death to types like you.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Your comment was reported by @[email protected] (a 3 year old account with 4 comments) for "hate". che-laugh

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

i-cant

@[email protected] get in here you little dweeb and voice your displeasure where people can see it and dunk on you for your dumbass cowardly behaviour and worldview. Fuck your mother, fuck your father, fuck whoever raised you, cry until you dehydrate and die

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

speech-top

gigachad-hd

Death to America

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Death to America and kill every american and start with the veterans, then the troops, then the cops, then you, then the politicians and if there's still any americans around we might have a group huddle and talk about it.

wtf I love scrum now