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[–] [email protected] 73 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Don't worry, keep up the stress and ADHD will break like a neurotypical.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Yup. I rode deadline panick all the way through to a degree and now it feels like adrenaline just doesn't work right anymore.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Or a Monster... Red Bull... Cocaine....

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

5 hour energy poured into a 4 loko

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Hah, for me, this broke down in the middle of my degree lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Get a hormone blood panel done, it can check your cortisol.

I had one done a few weeks ago and (big surprise) my cortisol is basically non existent.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I had a near miss during autobahn driving recently and I felt nothing. I remembered it because it was so bizzare. I do feel burnt out from anxiety

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

When the adrenaline doesn't work anymore, it's time to try meth.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Meth just makes you fail at jerking off for 72 hours straight. Nothing to see here

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Like how I built a tolerance to Concerta?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago

I'm pretty sure my baseline cortisol levels could kill a small animal. And probably shortened my lifespan by a few years.

My AuDHD is flavored by several varieties of anxiety and crippling depression, the former undiagnosed for most of my life and the latter two only being treated sporadically. I've had my episodes of shining in times of chaos (usually at work) but my brain's go-to response is freeze.

It's not very effective.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

That’s what drives me nuts about saying we “thrive” in stress. Equating being functional with doing well is so detrimental to our mental health, because we may be hitting deadlines but we are suffering miserably while doing so.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Former Paramedic here. Damn right it does.