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[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

The real question is do Elmo's kids even use Xitter, and if so, why?

I wouldn't if I were them. I'm not and I don't but if I were I still wouldn't.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

Probably for the same reason Bill Gates’ kids were forbidden from owning iPods.