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[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 week ago (6 children)

The third political party in the US should be The Woodchipper. You don't vote for candidates, just The Woodchipper. If The Woodchipper gets the majority of votes, all the candidates on the ticket get tossed in a fucking woodchipper and we start the election over with new candidates.

This fixes our problems, in a uniquely American way.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

They're still bitter about Groundhog Day. I say, let them have it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

A lottery is the only fair system

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