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[–] [email protected] 65 points 8 hours ago (6 children)

If I have to sit through another whimsical, cheerful, ditsy ukulele advertisement from companies who in the end have ghoulish goals in mind I fucking swear vegeta-stare

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

bateman-ontological "Hi! We are quirky and friendly eccentric geniuses! What we're doing with your personal data is amazing and is only getting better! We're not really selling you anything here. This commercial is more like a flex because you are already our product!" flashbang

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

nostalgic cover for old song to serenade another way of dehumanizing you and picking you apart for profitable data points commercial-district

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago

"We here at ~~torture nexus~~ believe that you're the product.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 hours ago

stomp clap intensifies

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

what about a bank ad that has piano tunes in it

[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

bong badong badong bobong!

(Me haphazardly attempting a ditsy ukulele commercial type beat)

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

whistle whistle

waay oh oh waayoh

stock video of 27-year-olds going on a road trip, an old couple hugging each other on a patio, a kid playing with a dog

life is beautiful. life is precious. here at Bthaghlmart we believe in pouring bleach on top of unsold yet still edible food. we pay our shop staff as low as legally possible and donate millions to the Holden Bloodfeast campaign and to the War Crimes foundation. the sun rises on a new day. the world is full of wonder.

klinky klink

waaay oh waayoh

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

The one I do tolerate is the soprano ad on life is too short. That was funny as hell. Someone described it as comforting to a blind man, terrifying to a deaf man. Yours just reminded me of that lmfao

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

With that high pitched ping ping ping sound in the background. agony-turbo I'm starting to understand what frieza went through in HFIL. Its still fuck him though. When I send him back there the only chance of release is xeno wiping out this reality.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

i think its a toy xylophone that you're thinking of. It all sounds the fucking same and it causes me physical pain.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Glockenspiel, a serious name for a serious instrument.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 hours ago

Bellsgame is a serious matter

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Yes thank you I think that is the name. I'm too busy training to beat that idiot kakarot to remember the names