Greentext

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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is a conspiracy theorist. (lemy.lol)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

This isn't greentext though.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

As someone who has used 4 chan but never spent any considerable time there, what's the difference? When is the text green?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Greentext involves using the > sign to indicate or imply actions, thoughts, states of being, etc. Often used to tell a narrative.

> be me
> went to the store
> bought eggs
> got home
> half the eggs were cracked
> mfw

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Saddest story I've ever heard, anon

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Don't worry, it was fake and gay, and just an example.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Can't believe they'd sell gay eggs

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Don't get him started on the frog eggs

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