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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I think the penguins would learn to just swim away, and the bears would starve since they would need to expend a lot of effort for a small bird versus the calorie-dense seals they're used to.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

To be fair, some penguins aren't exactly small

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That is a king penguin, not even the tallest subspecies (emperors are taller), but what you're looking at is an optical illusion because the penguin is much closer to the camera than the humans.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Damn, well I'm leaving it up anyways.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

The Emperor protects

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

plenty of polar bears eat salmon

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Polar or grizzly bears... not sure salmon roams the north regions without rivers.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Polar bears can fish (in this video they're catching char, which is closely related to salmon), they're just not used to it.

If they can eat fish, they can probably figure out penguins as well, which honestly aren't too different from seals (slow on land, fast in the water).

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

the north regions have rivers, and bluberrys; both of which are natural food sources.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

So I'm hearing that we move some seals first...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

They'd need to ambush the flock when they were on land, ensuring they could corner several before the penguins make it to water