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[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Etymologists crying and shaking right now at the thought of Antarctica (meaning: without bears) gaining the one animal it's not supposed to have

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

I read that as entomologist for a second and was really confused

Figured it had something to do with fleas

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This comment sent me down a rabbit hole. I had no idea the arctic is called that because it was the Greek for 'of the bear' because they used Ursa Major to guide them north. And the the arctic is the most northerly point.

Fucking wild. Mind blown.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Wdf how are we just learning this?! Can’t they teach it with the continent names??

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

And it's a hilarious coincidence that it resulted in the southern most point being Antarctica, as it just happens to be the only continent without bears.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm not saying this will definitely reverse the Earth's polarity and doom all life on earth, but do we really want to take that chance?!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Looks at earth

Well, it probably won't get much worse, and if it does it'll at least be interesting to see.