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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I mean, you can drink my piss if it ends up potentially beneficial to me. Any takers? I'd send you a vial of a time of day of your chosing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

you can even make money off it if you find the right piss enthusiasts lol

(if you live in the US, don't send it via US Postal Service, as shipping bodily fluids is illegal)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You can legally send 500mL at a time, you just have to package it properly, and I believe you have to declare it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't believe you, if it were true itd be in freedom units!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Not for legitimate medical purposes, it wouldn't be. US Healthcare and Science are fully Metric, just like our Military.