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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon's body is a machine (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wtf. Just finished a doc on comedian Patrice O'Neil and he makes this joke about himself lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Your pee is too scrumptious!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Dude was goddamn hilarious, legit maybe borderline genius. Apparently a real fuckin prick too, lol, but he was pretty unique. Wish he had a little longer, but he used his time well.