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Shit my pants during my first day onsite at my first white collar job (hexbear.net)

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Called manager saying "I have been subject to a biological incident. I am requesting a 90 minute unpaid break."

Chat am I getting fired? Civil servant btw.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I worked next to a guy who shit his pants at work and the only outcome was he got to go home early. I wouldn’t worry about it.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Then all of the sudden the entire office started shitting their pants

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

The sympathetic pants shitting response

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Haha nobody wanted to follow his lead. I remember he had started a higher fiber diet before this happened. If anything this incident probably discouraged people from making healthier eating decisions.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

When you get out of work due to shitting yourself, it's called "the brown note".