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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's a pizza place I don't go to anymore because it has a "joke" sign up that does some bad math to prove no one works enough thus no one deserves days off. Reminds me of this.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

I know the sign you’re talking about.

If porky needs me so badly that he would die if a single employee took one unpaid day off, then imagine all the extra cash we can yank out of that pig’s trotters if multiple workers threatened to not go to work unless he parted with some of his precious cash stack.

Sorry bossman, my landlord needs this money more than you. Don’t like it? Take it up with my landlord.