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Maths rule (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you are in possession of a penis, pull your pants down slightly and put said penis in someone's mouth, you achieve clothed oral sex outside of bed without dividing any legs and any chance of multiplying.

So nope.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nice dick, bro, but I should emphasise that this can't be just anyone's mouth and you should check that the other person is enthusiastic about it all before beginning.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

thanks and sure

i just tried to keep the situation as simple as possible for the thought experiment