196

16359 readers

2271 users here now

Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.

Rule: You must post before you leave.

^other^ ^rules^

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

[email protected]

303

Maths rule (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

47 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you are in possession of a penis, pull your pants down slightly and put said penis in someone's mouth, you achieve clothed oral sex outside of bed without dividing any legs and any chance of multiplying.

So nope.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nice dick, bro, but I should emphasise that this can't be just anyone's mouth and you should check that the other person is enthusiastic about it all before beginning.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

thanks and sure

i just tried to keep the situation as simple as possible for the thought experiment