this post was submitted on 21 Sep 2024
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[–] [email protected] 105 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Don't you just hate it when your tits fall off and take a piece of your heart with 'em?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If my SOs tits fell off, they most certainly would take a piece of my heart with them

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well bodies are supposed to be made such that the tits don't fall off at all, so I just want to point out that this is not normal.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

The tots are outside the environment!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

This reminds me of a Janis Joplin song.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Not when your sister is a necromancer