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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How about one that jumpscares you. Or replaces windows with Linux

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

That'd be hilarious lmao. Just a "windows is updating" progress bar while in the background it installs Mint, complete with transferring users/passwords, then "rebooting..." BAM Mint.

Idk how possible that'd be but a man can dream.