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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (6 children)

But how will malls stay open if dumb teenagers can't buy swords?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (4 children)

That's already illegal in the UK. The current moral panic is about wall hanger crap being exchanged via, like, facebook marketplace, or ebay, etc.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Jesus that sucks, no swordmall? What would I have even done in the UK as a 13 year old, madness

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Steal a tire, roll it up to the top of a hill, and try to ramp it over the wall and into your dickhead neighbour's rhubarb patch.

Urb-ex, I think this is mostly a post-industrial thing. Whole lotta dilapidated buildings in town to fuck around in. There was a local rite of passage that involved breaking into an abandoned bomb shelter.

Buy a pistol-grip crossbow from a sketchy man at a game faire and shoot cans up in the woods.

The possibilities are endless, as long as you leg it before the cops show up.

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