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I also believe zombie movies are a facet of this.
Oh, what’s that? A human-shaped monster of an excuse to blow a thousand rounds? Extremely American.
The Purge is the same thing without the window dressing of a monster.
And also both in movies and "prepper" or gun nut rhetoric, survival begins and ends with guns. No gardening, no first aid, no communication techniques, just guns.
They are probably just priming people to shoot anyone in the head that have been "declared" zombies.
Hey guys! It turns out all liberals are really zombies. You know what do to.