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It's the dunk tank.

This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.

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Libs: "THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO QUESTION THAT THERE'S GENOCIDE IN XINJIANG, AND IF YOU DARE TO BRING UP THE LACK OF EVIDENCE OF ANY SORT OF ABUSE FOR THE PAST 3 YEARS YOU'LL GET BANNED!!!!"

Also libs: "Didn't you know that 15k of the 40k humans murdered in Gaza were actually terrorists? it-is-known Also, lots of civilians die in wars like the one happening in Gaza, it's sad but inevitable"

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Fuuuuuuuuuck this shit.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Actually I don't wear glasses

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Such a fucking redditor jesus christ. Why even come to Lemmy at that point? Just stay on reddit

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

or a resident of the barbara pit barbara-pit

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Editing oit my comment because while yeah, I laughed, suicide baiting isn't on

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago (3 children)

You really like to throw "go back to reddit" around a lot. It's getting borderline unoriginal

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago (2 children)

No one is saying it to be clever; they mean it in a very literal and practical way because they see you as belonging on Reddit.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

Life must be hard for these guys who just can't imagine a second reason to say something other than as a performance for updoots

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

👍 Thanks GarbageShoot

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

First time I'm saying that to a non-LW user.

You get that alot ig? I can see why.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"If you want capitalist propaganda you can go back to reddit lol"

Fair that it only happened twice, but weird that it happened twice

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah I can really see why you get that alot

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Because I'm a smartass to people who go out of their way to try and insult me? Yeah... I'm the problem

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

To be a smartass, one would have to be at least a little bit smart. You don't satisfy that criterion.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They are an ass though,you have to give them that

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Even if did, I'd have to pay my respects to the master

You turn it into an artform,my friend

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Lol. This has devolved into "No, you". I'm out

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

("Now that you're putting in as much effort as I am")

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

*they would then go on to post 24 more comments within an hour of declaring they were out

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Yes we all do because youre continuously saying stuoid shit that's only clever to people on reddit who post the same 4 comments like a fucking poorly programmed npc.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Because I'm a smartass

Well that's definitely true

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You're welcome jackass

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You really like to throw "go back to reddit" around a lot. It's getting borderline unoriginal

Yeah cuz this is so goddamn original

Let's do an experiment. Russia had no business attacking Ukraine

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Never said it was original. Good effort though

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Little weird to criticize others for unoriginality when you lack it so much yourself

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lol. Guess I can get a little hypocritical myself sometimes. Isn't it weird how that works?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's not weird at all, you're a liberal, nobody expected you not to be a hypocrite, but we still have contempt for you for it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Assumption is the word of the day I guess

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You've pretty much confirmed all of ours

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Says you, but at the end of the day, life goes on

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

You're just posting for the sake of it now

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bruh had to think of a thought terminating cliche to end on and settled on that.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

4 dozen people telling you how fucking stupid you are

"Well, guess we'll just have to agree to disagree shits pants"