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[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I actually designed this feature. They paid me in the form of a lifetime supply of those little plastic frogs that jump when you press down on them. It's convenient because I'm always losing them.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Entry level pay grade is spider rings, right?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The spiders scare most people off but the benefits are underrated. Once I started making lightning bugs gummy pouches I never looked back

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are you on track for promotion to finger traps?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They don't do those here. Something about spies and CCP technology. Don't know what that's about, but I'm satisfied with the frogs. I might even be able to retire!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I understand.

All according to the plan of the Sonic radio on the top shelf... no-copyright

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Holy shit a lifetime supply? I didn’t even know that was an option

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

Yeah the trade-off is I have radiation poisoning now because they couldn't find any QA testers in time. But I think I made the right choice they even have glow in the dark frogs

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

you guys are getting paid?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Yo, tbey hiring?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

They finally got to you, eh? I guess it's true what they say: Everyone has a price.