this post was submitted on 04 Sep 2024
1034 points (96.8% liked)
The Onion
4566 readers
760 users here now
The Onion
A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.
Great Satire Writing:
founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
NRA: If only enough 14 year olds were armed, this could have been prevented...
I'm Georgia they can be.
Hi Georgia, I'm Dead
And the teachers
Not literally 14 yo though.