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Maduro Moves Christmas To October Amid Post-election Turmoil (ground.news)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Maduro declared, “This year and to honor you all... I am going to decree the beginning of Christmas on October 1.”

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

C'mon, guys! Maduro totally knows what he's doing! He even talked to Jesus and Christ is all cool with celebrating his 2024th birthday 3 months early, it's totally not the dumbest, least effective smokescreen ever in recorded history!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I mean, Jesus wasn't born on December 25th, that's just a fact that the holiday was already moved to roughly the date of the winter solstice to usurp and syncretize pagan festivals.

Real weirdo move regardless.