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The person who invented video advertisements with audio on gas pumps needs to be flayed alive (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (5 children)

That truly sounds annoying. So what next? Ads on the screen of your cars while stuck in traffic?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you count the billboards on the side of the road, then yes.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thats not bazinga brained or invasive enough

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I got it billboards that have an RFID and zap ads to your cars display and crank the volume. Also a future version that ques to play on your retina when you're done driving for people with a neural ink chip installed. That or que ads in your dreams

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

If I start getting sleep ads I will not sleep until I find the CEO fuckface who invented this and give em the Trotsky treatment

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

I'm sure someone has a patent for it. Drink verification can to put car in gear.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

There’s cars driving around with small LED billboards bolted to the top

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

We already have stupid little startup animations on car dashboards in lieu of useful information appearing at first like the odometer

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

It's called FM radio