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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon tries to flirt (lemy.lol)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The only solution to get out of this is to pretend to be flamboyant and treat it like you use that phase everywhere.

"This chocolate is so good let's have sex" and "thank you for these extra napkins we should have sex". Say it everywhere. To mailmen. To your boss. To dogs.

Make everything about sex.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

The boss is surprisingly down to fuck. He even has condoms and lube in his office drawer.