this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2024
989 points (98.2% liked)

Greentext

4299 readers
780 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Shovel, biodegradable garbage bags and zip ties.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

You're going to clean up a beach with some friends? How thoughtful of you!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They're only biodegradable when exposed to the sun.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So you are saying to only use the bag for transport. Leave the bags out in the sun afterwards.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Actually even better would be use them to take out a bunch of meats and other bloody trimmings to throw off the scent.