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I don't understand the obsession to make sure Olympic athletes aren't fucking in their downtime. (hexbear.net)

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I thought fascist westoid countries were obsessed with making babies? Even doubly more so if they have S+ tier athlete genes.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

It’s not really about fascism. The very intense athletes have rituals and superstitions as well as legitimate health/training regimes that may include refraining from fucking before a game. I mean, fucking will make you tired as hell, so it’s understandable. Parasocial fans want to make sure their favorites have the most advantage. Or perhaps they have $5000 on draft kings in favor of a player and are shitting themselves because said player is exhausted from nutting.

As for the bed thing, those were just speculation and jokes. The olympic village is notorious for being full of sex.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Playing basketball after nutting is not a lot of fun. I can't imagine trying to box against a motherfucker or trying to lift weights.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The virgin Sex-having Boxer vs the chad Celibate Boxer

Volcel pledge wins yet again

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Have everyone rub one out before a match, in the name of fairness