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submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Some people will be miserable no matter who is running

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[-] [email protected] 155 points 11 months ago

Can she remember what she had for breakfast? If so, she's got my vote.

[-] [email protected] 102 points 11 months ago

And this is why I'll never be president.

[-] [email protected] 46 points 11 months ago

Seriously. I NEVER know what she had for breakfast.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

is it a binary thing? because there's a very good chance it's not mcdonald's, which can't be said for the other side

[-] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

I’d vote for you if you legalize my medicinal cocaine.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

Don’t forget about my emotional support prostitute.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I like both at the same time so you can try pushing rope into a bored looking lady for three hundred bucks an hour.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Naturally. That’s where I have my best ideas.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Well maybe you could be president if you stopped eating avocado toast and made coffee at home.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I almost always make coffee at home since I work from home, and I don't like avocado. So maybe I can be president? Though I'm not sure if there's ever been a US president that doesn't like avocado.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Not in my district

[-] [email protected] 46 points 11 months ago

She could be a human suit full of spiders and she would have my vote.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Three dwarves in a trenchcoat, even

[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Now let's not go too far.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

As someone who has literally almost burnt a house down because of a spider, I second this.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Bro y u gotta do me like that?

this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2024
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