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Malware As A Service (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 140 points 11 months ago

Funny how CrowdStrike already sounds like some malware’s name.

[-] [email protected] 76 points 11 months ago

It literally sounds like a DDoS!

[-] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago

Botnet if you will

[-] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago

Not too surprising if the people making malware, and the people making the security software are basically the same people, just with slightly different business models.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Reminds me of the tyre store that spreads tacks on the road 100m away from their store in the oncoming lanes.

People get a flat, and oh what do you know! A tyre store! What a lucky coincidence.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Classic protection racket. "Those are some nice files you've got there. It'd be a shame if anything happened to them..."

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

It sounds like the name of a political protest group.

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