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[–] [email protected] 81 points 5 months ago (5 children)

NORTH EAST WEST SOUTH

At least that's what they taught us in journalism school

[–] [email protected] 74 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Actually it's Never Eat While Shitting

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oops. Should I not have done that? I mean if anyone had told me that sort of thing is frowned upon I never would've...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)

They're joking. You should actually always eat while shitting and shit while eating. No exceptions.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

That's what the nice shelf is for on the toilet

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

My housemate at university used to eat a bowl of cereal while on the toilet in the morning. We referred to it as "the circle of life".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I'd be mad as fuck lmao. You wanna talk about someone pissing in your cheerios, I hope you eat fast.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Where else are you supposed to put your comic book and chocolate milk?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Should that mean that the 'human centipede ' was just a demonstration of maximal efficiency?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Never eat skunks weiners, actually.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

NESW

Not Everyone Wins Sayings

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Have it your way. Never Eat Weiners of Skunks

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That doesn’t even make sense, who would refer to cardinal directions in that order?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (3 children)

The Catholic Church says hi.:-P

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Isn’t it forehead chest, shoulder shoulder? So NSEW?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I was thinking that chest counted as middle so thus didn't count here? But yeah then South kinda didn't fit in at all... this seems to be not the most well-thought-out comment I've made:-P.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

The Catholic Church says hi ;-P

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

ah yes, the forehead, that points north.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

I think they do north south east west.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oh. Then it makes sense that South is the final objective.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Not to be confused with the final solution, which was more Protestant.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Fun fact they were going to name compasses NEWS but the name was already taken

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

That's news to me!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

NORTH EAST WEST SOUTH

all in the same house

Dammit. Now I need to listen to some Escape Club