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Actually it's Never Eat While Shitting
Oops. Should I not have done that? I mean if anyone had told me that sort of thing is frowned upon I never would've...
They're joking. You should actually always eat while shitting and shit while eating. No exceptions.
That's what the nice shelf is for on the toilet
My housemate at university used to eat a bowl of cereal while on the toilet in the morning. We referred to it as "the circle of life".
I'd be mad as fuck lmao. You wanna talk about someone pissing in your cheerios, I hope you eat fast.
Where else are you supposed to put your comic book and chocolate milk?
Beats me
Should that mean that the 'human centipede ' was just a demonstration of maximal efficiency?
Never eat skunks weiners, actually.
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Have it your way. Never Eat Weiners of Skunks