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[-] [email protected] 90 points 11 months ago
[-] [email protected] 189 points 11 months ago

I gotcha fam, I got this shit

"I was standing next to a goth at a crosswalk and they opened their umbrella and I literally shit myself thinking this person was turning into a bat."

No cap I think that's it

[-] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago

Shat is the past tense of the verb to shit, methinks

[-] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

While technically correct, when it comes to translating slang things become more art than science.

The goal is to evoke the same feeling and imagery.

Like how I changed "Honestly" to "Literally". Both are English but over here we don't use "Honestly" like that so the word "Literally" was a better choice.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

For us old fogeys, literally still means without metaphor, so someone who literally shit the bed actually soiled their bedsheets leaving a mess for maid service, as opposed to figuratively making a mess in an other situation.

Honest, honest Iago just looked like a reliable friend who tells the truth and intends no harm. Politicians are honest. My weather station, when properly calibrated, is truthful in that it reports accurate facts.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

But literally literally means figuratively these days

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

And honestly honestly can mean figuratively as well

Words are weird yo

Definitions shifting and twisting over time is honestly so damn cool though, and common spellings falling out of favor for different ones is also pretty cool

[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

The speed with which words change these days is dizzying, it’s honestly making my head literally spin

[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Context sure is important - like when a late-night host throws in

and this is true

before delivering a line that may be so preposterous the entire theater erupts in laughter. Or it might be followed by them reading a nearly unbelievable headline from a reputable source as it’s superimposed on screen.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scots_language

English-like, not strictly English. The line is generally pretty blurry in the modern day

[-] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The original post is NOT Scots, please don't spread misinformation about the language more than internet people already have. Scots writing looks way different than this. The post is just English with some of the words being spelled eye-dialecty.

Among other things, you can tell by all the English words like "standing", "light", "thought", which would be "staun(d)in", "licht", and "thocht" in Scots (although "standing" could probably be used too). Reading the Scots Wikipedia page in Scots should make it obvious

Relevant Scots drama from a few years back

[-] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

No lie.

Capping as in teasing you with a fib, or commenting on how fat your mama is. Zoomer-Alpha slang.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Oh, well in that case, no cap....

Because my mama ate it all

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

The bat? I became lost some time ago.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago
[-] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I's Bri'ish, ri'en foanettically, rye?

Pe'haps "Shet Maahsel" is maw clee?

[-] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago

It's Scottish English. Don't call a Scottish person English, they might take offence.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

That is what we call a "significant faux pas" in the industry

[-] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

See dah's wye aye sèh Bri'ish, i's inkloosiv wen a mnoh shoah witch country i's from

[-] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Scottish is British, they didn't call them English

[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Until the blighters start to demand independence like the Irish I'm gonna call them English and they can pound sand.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

They're part of Great Britain, but not part of England.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

The English rule it all, so they get to be English until they tell them to fuck off.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I don't have any money just take the wallet!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Mazel tov to you too!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The "a" makes me think Scottish.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

This is definitely someone from around the Glasgow area

[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

The sheep need tending

[-] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Dinnae fash yersel, it's jist a wee blether.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It's OP's friend. Shat Masel is always thinking the most outlandish things.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

highlandish things

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

"...and I honestly shat myself thinking..." Also "goth" can be a goth, emo, metal head, or other adjacent subculture.. I'm not really sure what the deal with goths in Scotland is.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Living in perpetual rain fog and twilight does that with you

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Probably voice recognition. "Shat myself"

Punctuation would be nice too.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

people purposely dont use punctuation to show tone

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

showing tone is pretty much the entire point of punctuation

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

You have to read it with an Irish accent to understand the post.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Probably, but I can't do a good enough one in my head.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I just default to Fat Bastard.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Nice, I helped!

Did you know that Random Task, the guy who throws the shoe, is in prison probably for life for torture, sexual assault, and murder? If not, here’s an unfun fact!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

That escalated from accents quickly.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I posted some bullshit before editing myself to include my stupid factoid! …D;

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