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submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 4 months ago (2 children)

“But I have high pain tolerance”

No you fucking don’t otherwise you wouldn’t be bitching about your fucking headache all the live long day. Eat the ibuprofen now.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I can't, I haven't even eaten today. I guess I really don't need to eat much. All I had was a grape today and a slice of cheese. No that's doesn't have anything to do with my headache, I told you I have a high pain tolerance.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

Ohmyfuckinggod it’s you, the straw person.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

“But I don’t feel like swallowing a pill right now”

This used to be my excuse

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ibuprofen suppositories exist if anyone for some reason prefers that

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

All drugs are suppositories if you are willing

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Lmao imagine trying with amoxicillin, you could have the biggest diarrhea in history.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

May all your amoxicillin come with cupcake sprinkles of the pink Pepto Bismol variety. It’s a party get into it!