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[–] [email protected] 96 points 4 months ago (2 children)

/me re-reads first sentence.

:: facepalm ::

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"She looks like she's in a vegetative state"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Biologically, they're fruits, but in culinary usage (like tomato sauce) they're vegetables.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Fruit is a biological term, vegetable a culinary. They are not mutually exclusive

[–] [email protected] -5 points 4 months ago

Nah, tomatoes are fruits. 😉

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -5 points 4 months ago

Nah, tomatoes are fruits.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

So she looks fruity? Does that work for you?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

and some fruits, like tomatoes, are vegetables.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Technically, all edible fruits are vegetables; a vegetable is an edible part of a plant.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I put vegetables in my tomato sauce though

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hmm, so she has some vegetative state all over her fruity self.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

House MD pride month special

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

/me re-reads almost every sentence, not bad.