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A little kid would have stood even less of a chance than the swan (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Good old "I could beat a bear in a fight, I've watched a bunch of youtube" internet argument

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

If a bear was the size of a swan and had a long, easily wrung neck then yeah this would compare.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I grew up on a farm and this was the ultimate defense against geese.

They are much lighter than you, so if you can get them off the ground (neck or feet ideally) they can't do anything

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Swans are freaking big, especially the males, so this would not work as well as with geese. Swans don't fuck around.