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Damn, White Jesus is an asshole.
Always has been.
Reject white Jesus, accept Black Jesus
I'm not religious just to make that clear
Jesus Was a Black Dude, after all.
He certainly wasn't Dutch Irish. But there were plenty of Caucasians in the Levant some 2000 years ago. He could have just as easily been Ptolemaic as Ethiopian.
Whatever his skin tone, I think its safe to say he was very tan. But, as a charismatic religious demagogue, there's ample reason to suspect he was good looking by the standards of the era - presumably tall, handsome, smooth spoken, and fairly well-groomed.
Maybe he was fat, ugly and had fake orange skin....
It's just a fun song. Click through.
That's Supply Side Jesus
Well Korean Jesus is busy. With Korean shit.
So Kimchi and watching sexually and contractually raped desirable young people sing and dance?
Korean Jesus clearly lives at a gym. Korean Jesus is more ripped than Superman
The funny thing is Jesus was, in fact, guilty of treason against the state
That requires you to assume the goals of a Christian nation are out of line with the goals of a Roman Empire. And Emperor Constantine certainly didn't seem to think so.
Uhh wait, which MCU phase is this from?
— right wing chuds
John Constantine is DC universe, duh.