this post was submitted on 31 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I feel sorry for the people who don't pass out immediately after getting into bed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Why are you commenting fiction to raise false hope? ;-;

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

He feels compassion for entire humanity. He might be the chosen one

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ty.
Im not happy that you even brought it up, so also fuck you a bit.

(Also cumskins did nothing wrong!)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sometimes I'll have a coffee before bed and then sleep for 10 hours.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Oh, this I understand.
The added focus calms the brain noise down. Which is relaxing & happy-chemicals producing.