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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

10^-3 ug or as they put it in the abstract:

40.7 (90% CI, 0.8–9.85 × 103) ng/capita for adults until age 70 in the body tissue

Is basically nothing in terms of mass.
For a 100g figure you would need the micro plastic of Billions of people (if I'm not mistaken).

However, I'm not sure if they factored in j balls.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

So check my math here.

  • The average Funko Pop is about 120g

  • The average testicle is about 20g

  • Per that article, the average testicle has 330 micrograms per gram of plastic, which means about 0.0066g per ball.

  • You would need 18,182 balls - or the balls of 9,091 dudes - to make a Funko Pop

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

The J stands for "Just plastic"