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[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh shit, what's your PayPal?

Anyone who reads this comment owes me $1,000,000 USD and a kiss

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

I don't have 2 mil, how do I get out of this? File for bankruptcy?

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

on a technicality, debts like this are not legally dischargable through bankruptcy

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Ah, the student loan loophole

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

What's the opposite of a loophole? That's what student loans are.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

a legal dick jammed up your hole

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

If anyone I owe money to reads this, the debt is reversed.

I'll take the kiss though

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I don't have the money, can I kiss you twice instead?

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