this post was submitted on 16 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I dunno, I think he learned that he's pretty intolerable himself, but didn't figure out it that he could have different neighbors that aren't Patrick and SpongeBob

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago

work customer service long enough and being intolerable starts to be appealing

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

But he doesn't want different neighbours. He loves Sponge and Pat.