this post was submitted on 16 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 48 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Squidward is churlish and often over-reacts when his personal time is intruded upon. Maybe his neighbors don't recognize when they're being intrusive, but they do value Squidward's company. It took drastic conditions for him to realize he values their company as well.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I dunno, I think he learned that he's pretty intolerable himself, but didn't figure out it that he could have different neighbors that aren't Patrick and SpongeBob

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago

work customer service long enough and being intolerable starts to be appealing

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

But he doesn't want different neighbours. He loves Sponge and Pat.