Sofia "Buff Girlfriend" @sofiabuffgf
Installing a bidet at home was life changing but unfortunately it's transformed pooping on company time from a small proletarian victory into yet another grueling humiliation of inadequate working conditions.
Steps for using a bidet:
- After pooping, remain seated on toilet seat with bidet
- Turn on bidet to desired pressure.
- Wiggle your butt around letting the water jet spray you down.
- Turn off bidet.
- Grab a few squares of TP and fold them over.
- Wipe water off and inspect for cleanliness.
- Repeat steps above if TP wasn't clean.
Congrats, you're now a pro, an clean, pooper.