Sofia "Buff Girlfriend" @sofiabuffgf

Installing a bidet at home was life changing but unfortunately it's transformed pooping on company time from a small proletarian victory into yet another grueling humiliation of inadequate working conditions.

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[+] -18 points 2 years ago (4 children)

So poopy water goes everywhere and soggy TP goes all over my butt. You call that clean. Enjoy the splashed about bits of everyone else's poop around the thinnest and least protected membranes in your body. I'm not wasting any more break time replying to you.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    How tf do you clean your butthole

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Once again, it looks like you have never used a bidet yet somehow have the confidence to get everything wrong.

    Or, you have tried to use a bidet and did some kind of three stooges bit in the process.

    Clearly bidets are not for you, Sir.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Please take the words of experience of this thread: your perspective is incorrect. It's OK to change your mind. Bidets don't plash shit everywhere and your but can be as clean as it could be without using soap.

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